A woman wants to test her boyfriend She thinks he may be unfaithful, so she asks her sister to help her with something. As the boyfriend pulls up to the house and enters to find a trail of roses leading up to a closed door. He opens the door to find his girlfriends sister, laying…
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were in the hospital. They were there for some pregnancy tests. They began discussing the gender of their babies based on the sexual position they were concieved. The brunette said, “I am going to have a son because I was at the bottom.” The redhead said, “I am…
A date with a twist.. A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20…
An atheist goes to heaven Baffled and full of questions he is being shown around by God. “Why am I here? I am an atheist.” “That does not matter, all good people end up here.” As they pass by a gay couple kissing the atheist wonders “Isn’t that a sin?” “That does not matter, all…
Horny Husband With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill. “Honey, you’re so depressed. Take this money to the woman next door and she’ll sleep with you. But remember: tonight only, okay? Never again!” He…
Pregnant Wife Guy: Doctor, My wife is pregnant but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story to make you realize how it is possible. “There was a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he went. One day, he took his umbrella instead of his…
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men’s jobs, and why they were at the beach. “I’m a construction worker,” said the first man. “All year long I toil in the…
Tea is an evil substance. It is much more dangerous than beer. I discovered this last night. I drank 15 beers up until 3 am in the pub while my wife was just at home drinking tea. You should have seen how mad and violent she was when I got home. She threw the chair…
A New Yorker, a Nebraskan, a Georgian, and a Floridian were driving to Vegas… After a few hours in the car, the Nebraskan suddenly rolls down his window, opens his bag, and starts chucking corn out the window. “What are you doing that for?”, the others exclaim. “Back in Nebraska, everywhere I look I see…
Walking through the cabin, a flight attendant noticed a man drenched in sweat, trembling, and biting his nails. “Perhaps I could bring you a glass of whiskey? It might help you feel better”, the flight attendant suggested. After an obvious internal struggle, the man whispered: “Alright.” Checking on the same passenger again, the flight attendant…