A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were in the hospital.
They were there for some pregnancy tests. They began discussing the gender of their babies based on the sexual position they were concieved.
The brunette said, “I am going to have a son because I was at the bottom.”
The redhead said, “I am going to have a daughter because I was at the top.”
The blonde suddenly began crying. When the other two asked her what was wrong, she said, “I am going to have puppies!”
Disclaimer: This joke was told to me by an old friend and while I’m sure it has been posted here before, I wanted it to be my first post.