Pregnant Wife Guy: Doctor, My wife is pregnant but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story to make you realize how it is possible. “There was a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he went. One day, he took his umbrella instead of his…
Horny Husband With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill. “Honey, you’re so depressed. Take this money to the woman next door and she’ll sleep with you. But remember: tonight only, okay? Never again!” He…
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma… She awakens from her coma in the hospital around a year later. She quickly asks the doctor “how is my baby?” The doctor said “you had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are in the care of your brother who also named the…
A Guy Goes Into A Bar A guy goes into a bar, orders a martini, and strikes up a conversation with an attractive woman sitting next to him. “This is a special day,” he says, “I’m celebrating.” “I’m celebrating, too,” she replies, clinking glasses with him. “What are you celebrating?” he asks. “For years I’ve…
She has been shot (up). Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his…
A drunk guy came for an interview at a beer company The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer. The drunk guy smelled it and immediately told all the ingredients! The boss winked at the secretary…
An older woman, well past child-bearing years went to a walk-in clinic where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the exam room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out the door, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked…
What hurts the worst? A very pregnant woman walks into a bar with her girlfriends and orders a diet coke. “Did you know that childbirth isn’t nearly as painful as it is for a man to get kicked in the balls?” the bartender asks the woman. “What?” The woman exclaims. “How can you say that?…
A magician stops a woman on a street…. “Pick a card, any card” he says. She grabs one at random. “Now, look away and memorize that card. Don’t show me.” She turns away, memorizes it, and turns back to see that the man was gone. She lived her life as any other. She got a…
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor : Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went…