A man was in hospital and a nurse was giving him a bed bath with a sponge The man asked her are my testicles black? The nurse replied she wasn’t going to be washing them. The man kept asking, are my testicles black? Eventually she agreed to have a look, she raised the covers and…
Two babies are next to eachother in the nursing ward of the hospital One proudly says to the other: “I am a boy!” The other one says: “I don’t believe you, you have to show me!” The first one says: “Fine, just wait until the nurse leaves the room” When finally the nurse leaves the…
A nurse walks into a bank… A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, “well,…
The Clintons snuck out of Secret Service and spent a weekend driving around like in the good ol’ days They stop at a gas station and the owner, it turns out, is Hillary’s high school boyfriend. After exchanging pleasantries they drive away and Bill says “See, if you’d married him, you’d be married to a…
I told my wife when I first met her that I play a LOT of golf I told her … If it’s a beautiful sunny day I’m gonna play golf If it’s windy I’ll play golf If it’s rainy I’ll play golf If we’re in a minor car accident, I’ll drop her off at the…
A woman tells her doctor, “Kiss me!” The doctor says “What? Why would I do something like that?” The woman says again, “Kiss me now!” The doctor replies, “Certainly not!” The woman demands a third time, “Doctor, I want you to kiss me!” The doctor answers, “No! It’s unprofessional, highly unethical, and to be honest…
A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her… This went on for sometime. One day, she wanted to buy banana, so she took her husband…
A man notices a Mexican bookstore He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before. He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, “Do you have the book on Donald Trump’s foreign policies with Mexico?” The clerk replies, “Fuck you!! Get out, and stay out!!” The man…
A guy picks up a beautiful blonde girl and takes her back to his place… They have wild passionate sex and lay there panting when it’s all over. All of a sudden, she sits up all scared. “Wait! We should have used a condom! You don’t have AIDS, do you!?” The guy says, “No. I’m…
A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast. The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her. “Um ……