Four men are in a hospital because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.” The man says, “That’s crazy, because I work for the Minnesota Twins.” The nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” The man…
Once there were four business men. They were sitting on a bench in a hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies. A nurse comes over and says to the first businessman, “Congratulations! Your wife had a baby.” The man says, “What a coincidence! I’m the president of And1!” The nurse goes away. Then…
4 men are in the hospital waiting rooms, because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.” The man says, “That’s a crazy coincidence, because I work for the Minnesota Twins.” The nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father…
my husband, who works in a funeral home Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain. My husband decided not to have me call…
A Jew, an Irishman, and a black man are in a maternity ward… A Jew, an Irishman, and a black man are in a maternity ward waiting room. The nurse walks in and explains that there’s been a terrible mix up with the babies, and that the fathers are going to have to figure out…
A man goes to an Urgent Care Clinic and . . . . . . is initially seen by the nurse. Man: I have a terrible problem. Nurse: What’s the problem? Man: It’s very embarrassing . I don’t feel comfortable talking about it. People will laugh. Nurse: I am a professional. I take all matters…
Four men are in the hospital waiting room! Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second…
Here’s a Golden Oldie for You… Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan’s side. It even learned to dig for clams. One day, a man went to Juan’s house looking to hire…
Four men and their wives are having babies… Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second…
Three men are driving in a car One is white, one is Mexican and one is Asian. While driving they get into an accident and are rushed to the hospital. The three men were in comas when they arrived. After being admitted the nurse found that non of the men had ID’s on them. While…