Where is Jennifer’s husband? Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer’s husband? ———————————————————- Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has −3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer’s husband…
why is my wife pregnant? A man told the doctor, “My wife’s pregnant, but we haven’t had sex in over a year. I don’t understand it.” ​ The doctor said, “It’s what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy.” ​ “What’s a grudge pregnancy?” asked the man. ​ The doctor replied, “Well, somebody’s…
My friend passed away and at his grave, I said ”Bro, I really miss you, my wife has been pregnant for 7 months now, how about you reincarnate as my child?” Two months later my wife gave birth to a big boy, as my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot…
Wife told her husband A man’s wife comes up to him and tells him, “Take off my shirt.” So he does. She then tells him, “Take off my skirt and high heels.” So he does. Then she tells him, “Take off my bra and underwear.” So he does. Finally she tells him, “I better never…
Bench Bros… Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says “hey you think that’s a push up bra?” And his spotter says “nah brah, that’s a…
I walked into the living room to find my wife breast feeding our son… “How long do you have to do that for?” I asked. “When is he going to be too old for it?” “Well, it’s a physical bond between a mother and her child isn’t it? It’s only society that deems it unacceptable…
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!” The hypnotherapist shakes his head. “Not again…” – Shamelessly stolen…
The Housewife and the Grocer 1988 (cat. no. 62) A Housewife selected three small tomatoes and was told by the grocer they were 75 cents. “What!” she exclaimed, “75 cents for those small tomatoes? Well, you can just take them and you know what you can do with them!? “I can’t lady,” replied the unhappy…
A man visits a Doctor He says “doctor my maid has tested positive for corona virus” Doctor says “ok she would now have to go in isolation” “But sir, I had kissed her” “No problem, all make mistakes in youth. You are also going in isolation” “But then I kissed my wife too” “You crazy…
A maid decided it was time to demand a raise, so she went directly to the Lady of the house’s private study Maid: “I’d like a raise.” Mrs. Smith:”Why do you think you deserve a raise? Maid:”Three reasons. First, I can cook better than you.” Mrs. Smith:”Who told you that?” Maid:”Your husband. Second, I clean…