The Clintons snuck out of Secret Service and spent a weekend driving around like in the good ol’ days
They stop at a gas station and the owner, it turns out, is Hillary’s high school boyfriend. After exchanging pleasantries they drive away and Bill says “See, if you’d married him, you’d be married to a gas station owner”.
Hillary responds “No, Bill, if I’d married him, he’d become the President of the United States”.