Two guys are playing a round of golf behind two women, the women are playing really slow, so they decided to ask if they can play through. The first guy approaches the women, gets halfway then turns around and hurries back to his friend. He says “I can’t approach them, one is my wife and…
A blonde man is convinced his wife is having an affair… He buys a gun, comes home early from work, and sure enough there is his wife and another man, naked in bed. Without a word the blonde man pulls out the gun and blows the guy away. Looking his wife in the eyes he…
Three drunk guys entered a taxi. ​ The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them. “We have reached”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said: “thank you”. The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly…
A man is deciding between three women, which to be with. He tests them by giving them each $5000 to see what they each do with the money. The first woman got a complete spa treatment and makeover to make herself look good for the man. The second woman took her $5000 and bought the…
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment… The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed. ​ “What’s that gong for?” the friend asks him. ​ “It’s not a gong,” the drunk replies. “It’s a talking clock.” ​ “How does it work?” ​ The guys picks…
Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced… “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” “What makes you say that?” the bartender inquired. “Last week,” Bill explained, “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have…
A group of engineering proffesors got in a plane… Before closing the doors, the flight attendants told them that the plane had been built by their own students. Scared, all of the teachers ran out of the plane, except one. The pilot came to him and asked him why he was so relaxed. The proffesor…
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men….
A rich guy visits a doctor for a little blue pill The doctor gives him a sample to try out. He tells him to take it now and by the time you get home it should be working. 20 minutes later the guy calls the doctor to tell him his wife isn’t home but the…