A married couple is driving… down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him. “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing, but slowly turns up to speed to 60 mph. “I don’t want you to…
Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. “Well, I’m sure Joe would be pleased,” she said. “I’m sure you’re right,” replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. “How much did this really cost?”…
A woman was having an affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to the lover, “into the closet!” and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after…
Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him. After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to…
A man goes into a bar… …and orders a beer. The barman gives him a beer and tells him that it is on the house. When the man orders a second beer, he tries to pay but the barman refuses to take his money. This continues for well over an hour, and the man realizes…
Three dumb guys are in a bar talking about their cheating wives… First guy says, “I’m sure my wife is having an affair with a plumber. Yesterday when I came home I found a lot of plumbing equipment under our bed that don’t belong to me.” Second guy says, “I’m sure my wife is having…
Two women were walking home from a night out… When they both decided they needed to take a piss , so they quickly hopped over a wall into a cemetery and did their business. A few days later the husbands of these two women were at the pub, when one said to the other “i…
So a cardiologist in a small town died He was very well loved in the town, and every other doctor in the area came to his funeral. At the end they lowered him into the ground in a wondrous mahogany casket, shaped like a heart, lined with red velvet. It was a beautiful affair, but…
Three men are chatting when the first says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber. “I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A pipe.” “I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician,” says the second. “I went home last night, and what…
A blonde buys a gun. A young blonde is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home early to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She pulls the gun from her purse and…