God bless you son

God bless you son 5 year old son after reading story of a king. Son:Mom, I also want 5 wives..one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me……. Mom:….And one will put you to sleep Son:..No mom, i will still sleep with you Mom’s eyes filled up with tears … God bless you son…

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18 inch harry..

18 inch harry.. A first-time John went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put $50 on the table and dropped his pants. At the sight of the man’s 18-inch penis, the hooker almost fainted. “Hold on, pal,” she said. “I’ll lick it, I’ll suck it, but you are not sticking that in me.”…

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Olympic Condoms. (NSFW)

Olympic Condoms. (NSFW) A man was shopping in a nearby supermarket when he noticed a package that said “Olympic Condoms”. He bought it, and told his wife about it. ” – Olympic Condoms? What’s so special about them?” ” – They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze.” ” – And what color are you…

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