Olympic Condoms. (NSFW)
A man was shopping in a nearby supermarket when he noticed a package that said “Olympic Condoms”. He bought it, and told his wife about it.
” – Olympic Condoms? What’s so special about them?”
” – They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
” – And what color are you going to wear tonight?”
” – Gold, obviously!”
” – Why not Silver? It’d be great if you came second, for a change.”