blonde tried to sell her old car… She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250 000 miles. One day she told her problem to a friend she worked with. The friend told her, “OK,” said the friend. “Here’s the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car…
Marriage, the real story A husband walks into the bedroom to see his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to Nevada . I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I’m doing for YOU for FREE!” Later that night, on her way out, the wife…
69 A woman promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is. He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again. Before she can have…
A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition. After some digging, they found a pyramid and a mummy inside it. Unfortunately, they can’t determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons…
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers… “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?” “Yes, my master, I have.” “And a waterfall, spilling mightly over…
An Arab student studying in Germany wrote a letter to his dad Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your…
A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? “Because he used to live in a brothel” says…
A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap. The shopkeeper replies, “That one used to live in a brothel.” Amused, she decides to buy it for $15. When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, “Well,…
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” the husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out…
Housemaid demands a raise from the lady of the house Lady: So, what do you have in mind? Maid: I would like to have a ferrari, no? Lady: Why in the 7 hells do you think you deserve that?!? Maid: See, I cook way better than you Lady: Says who? Maid: Your husband! Also I…