A kid was talking with his mother. He says : Mom i’ve seen Dad with maid doing……. His mom shushed him and said wait till the dad comes home. When his dad comes home, the mother asks her kid, Yes son what were you saying. Kid Says : Mom i’ve seen dad with maid doing…
Bobby’s mother returns Bobby’s mother had been away for a few weeks, so when she returned she asked Bobby how he had been. “Well, there was a big thunderstorm one night, so Daddy and me slept together.” The young French maid, who happened to overhear, said, “you mean Daddy and I.” “No,” Bobby said, “That…
A middle-aged housewife decides to donate her old clothes to charity Wife: “I’ve gathered up some old clothes and I need you to drop them off at the church charity.” Husband: *Groaning* ” Why not just throw them out? It’s easier that way.” Wife: “Because there are people out there who are poor and starving…
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s not buying it, in fact he’s still making fun of me. Edit: Thanks for the karma, and damn Reddit is not shy about telling internet strangers they pooped in their pants. Edit 2: Thank…
A man runs home from work The second he gets home he finds his wife of 20 years, takes her into the bedroom and throws her on the bed, and pulled some blankets over them. The wife was shocked, he hadn’t been this way since they were young! Then the man then turns to her…
The story of the naked woman A fully naked woman enters a taxi. The driver looks at her from top to bottom several times. The woman asked: Haven’t you seen a naked woman before?! Taxi driver replies: I didn’t look at you because you are naked. I’m concerned because I look and I look but…
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos and his piercings. Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.” “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he…
A man has a £50 note tattooed on his willy His wife says to him “Why have you done that!?” He replies “For one, I like to see my money grow; two, I like to play with my money; thrid, I like to have money in my hand and finally the next time you want…
A pregnant woman falls into a coma A pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 5 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: Don’t worry. You had two baby boys and your husband named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my husband; He’s a knucklehead! What did he name…
Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey? A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child…