A father went shopping with his 3 year old son The child was crying loudly and the father kept repeating calmly: “It’s ok Johnny, don’t cry Johnny, everything’s gonna be fine.” When they reach the cashier, the child continued to cry louder but the father kept reapeating calmly: “We’re almost done Johnny, you’re gonna be…
5 year old son after reading a story of a king: Son: Mom I also want 5 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will dance and one will bath me. Mom: And one will put you to sleep Son: No mom, I will still sleep with you. Mom’s eyes filled up with tears…
Georgia joke The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus…
A CEO went to see his lawyer and was greeted with the following comment: “I have some good news and some bad news for you.” “OK, I’ve had an awful day, so let’s hear the good news first,” the man replied. “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures that are now worth a minimum of…
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I’m off to New York. I read that prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.” Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and…
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter… The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight.” the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know how these are used?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, but…
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight” the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they…
Prescription A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks “What for? “She says “I want to kill my husband “. He says “Sorry, I can’t do that. “She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife and…
A jew in his deathbed… A jew in his deathbed is surrounded by his family. He asks if the wife is there; she was. He asks if his son was there; he was. He asked if his daughter was there, and she was. As he finds out everyone’s there, he has a heart attack. His…
Operation successful An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and….. he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law. ‘Yes, Dad, what is it?’ ‘Don’t be nervous son; do your best and just…