A CEO went to see his lawyer and was greeted with the following comment:
“I have some good news and some bad news for you.”
“OK, I’ve had an awful day, so let’s hear the good news first,” the man replied.
“Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures that are now worth a minimum of 2 million.”
“Well done, very good news indeed!” said the CEO enthusiastically. “You’ve made my day. Now, what is the bad news?”
“The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”