A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: “So, honey? How’s my mom doing?” He replies: “She looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years! Next week she will be released from the…
A man is walk on the beach, when he kicks a bottle. Poof, out pops a genie. The genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but whatever he wishes for, his mother in-law gets double. Understanding the rule, the mans first wish is a billion dollars. The genie says, “ this means…
A man and his wife went on vacation to Israel, his mother-in-law decided to go, too. One night on the trip, the mother-in-law died of a heart attack. The couple visited a local undertaker who said that it would cost $1500 to take the woman’s body back to the US. “However,” said the undertaker, “We…
A man stumbles upon a magic lamp A man stumbles upon a magic lamp and out comes a genie. The genie says, “I will grant you any three wishes you want, but whatever you wish for I will give your mother-in-law double.” The man agrees to the terms and says, “I wish for a billion…
A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law. A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law. One day she arrived home to find her son-in-law in a fierce temper and packing a suitcase. What are you doing, she asked. I’m leaving, it’s the end of our marriage, he explained. I emailed my wife to say…
One day Bill was out raking leaves when he saw a hearse drive by… followed by a second hearse, followed by man solemnly walking a dog, and then a line of two hundred men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill questioned the man following the second hearse, “Who is that in the first hearse?” The…
I went to get a haircut the other day, and the barber kept asking me the same question over and over. As he’s cutting my hair, he says, “So, how’s your mother-in-law doing?” I shrugged and said, “She’s fine.” Five minutes later, he asks again, “So, how’s your mother-in-law?” Now I’m getting annoyed, but I…
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land…. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he…
Cop understood the assignment. I got pulled over for speeding today. Before the officer could even say a word, I pleaded, “Please, let me explain. The woman in the back seat is my mother-in-law. She’s been living with us for the past three months, and today she finally decided to return to her own house….
An American man visits the Holy Land… An American man visits the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Sadly the mother-in-law died. When seeing the local Israeli undertaker, it was explained that they could ship the body home for $5,000. But if they buried her locally it would cost only $150. The man said…