Three male co-workers are having drinks at a bar. After a few too many, their tongues get a little loose. The 1^(st) one says: “I’m having an affair with our boss’s wife. But that obviously stays between us.” The 2^(nd) one says: “I’m gay. But I don’t think my family will approve so make sure…
A young blonde woman… is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband…
So an old lady’s husband dies… The old lady depressed and wants to kill herself goes to the doctor and asks him “Where is the heart located?” The doctor tells her it is under the left breast. The old lady goes to the gun store and buys a gun, goes home and puts the gun…
Oops… An American businessman is in Thailand. He goes to a bar and meets a beautiful woman. She looks like a lady, walks like a lady, and kisses like a lady. After a few drinks the lady suggests they go back to her place, and the businessman readily agrees. They drive to her place, she…
Elderly man stopped by police. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as…
I met this girl the other day and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. “Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed “Quick, use…
Three men were in a hospital An Englishman, a French, and a Congolese were expecting to receive their babies from the ward. The doctor comes out with three nurses; each carting a baby. “Gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some bad news…” says the doctor, “there was a mix-up and I’m afraid we cannot determine which…
A teacher asks her class to use ‘contagious’ in a sentence A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’ in a sentence. Sally, the class genius, raises her hand and says, “Last year I got the mumps, and my mom said it was contagious.” “Very good,” says the teacher. “Would anyone else like…
A man notices his wife’s butt is getting big… “I bet your butt is as big as my grill.” His wife rolls her eyes, but he gets a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and teases her that they’re about the same size. That night, he tries to see if he can get…
A man takes his wife to get tested Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor. The doctor tells him, “Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer’ The man, clearly frustrated, asks, “Well what am I supposed to do…