Three men were in a hospital
An Englishman, a French, and a Congolese were expecting to receive their babies from the ward.
The doctor comes out with three nurses; each carting a baby.
“Gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some bad news…” says the doctor, “there was a mix-up and I’m afraid we cannot determine which babies–”
Just then, the Englishman grabs the cart with the darkest baby and dashes for the door.
“Sir, what are you doing?!” shouts the doctor
“I ain’t raising no goddamn Frenchman!”