A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight… After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, “I’d rather be tied up and taken…
Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,…
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in…
This couple board this jetliner for a trip to New York. The jetliner gets full of passengers and they are ready to go but, they notice that there are no attendants or pilots. The door closes and the jetliner starts taxing down the taxiway towards the runway and starts to take off. As they are…
A Swiss man is in hospital, all sorts of bones broken His neighbour asks him: “How did you do that?” Swiss: “I’m a bear hunter!” Neighbour: “And…what happened?” Swiss: “I stood at a small cave and said: ‘Hoi Bärli!’ A small bear came out and I let it go! Then I went to a medium-sized…
Two kids camping in the backyard Two kids are camping in their backyard, it’s gotten pretty late and neither of them have watches. “What time do you think it is?” One of them asks the other. “Just make a ton of noise” says the other. The first kid gets confused and decides to do it…
A thief entered a house one mid-afternoon to find… a couple in the middle of lovemaking. He tied up the woman and at gun-point asked the man to handover all their money and jewellery. The man started sobbing and said, “Brother, take anything you want. But please, untie the rope and let her go.” The…
two hardcore trump supporters die and ascend to heaven. God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”. God says, “my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral…
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?” God says, “My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college…
Please notify if repost. (first) A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, asking the man in charge to put a picture of a turkey saying “Happy Thanksgiving!” on one thigh and a picture of Santa saying “Merry Christmas!” on the other. The man looked confused by her odd request, so he asked her why. She…