At a doll store Man: “Do you work here?” Lady: “Yes!” “I need to buy a Barbie doll for my daughter. How much are they?” “Which Barbie? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the ball for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95,…
A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl… …that means no sex before marriage. But he doesn’t care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father’s house to ask for his blessing. “Hello, sir, I’m here to…
Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were…
A woman goes into a pharmacy She says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that will kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.” The pharmacist says, “Ma’am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to call the police and report you.” The woman takes…
A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist [OC] So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, “I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn’t matter if it’s a good deal or not. It doesn’t matter whether or not I need it. It’s the thrill of the…
I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars. “Twenty dollars?!” he said. “For what?” “To buy groceries,” I told him. “When I was a boy,” my grandfather said. “My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I’d go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes,…
Extra Large Condoms The most beautiful blonde woman you’ve ever seen walks into the drugstore. She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the condoms….
A Blonde and Condoms The most beautiful blonde woman you’ve ever seen walks into the drugstore. She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the…
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were in their obstetrician’s waiting room discussing their pregnancies. The brunette said she was certain she was going to have a boy, because she was on top when she got pregnant! The red head said she was certain she was going to have a girl because she was…
An Alabama girl sees her mother showering An Alabama girl sees her mother showering. She sees her tits and asks: “Mom, what is that on your chest?” The mother says: “Nothing important sweetie, you’ll get them too when you are older!” Later in the day, she sees her father showering. She sees her dad’s dick…