At a doll store
Man: “Do you work here?”
Lady: “Yes!”
“I need to buy a Barbie doll for my daughter. How much are they?”
“Which Barbie? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the ball for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes nightclubbing for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $395.00.”
“Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive than the others?”
“It’s obvious! Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s House, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat and Ken’s furniture”