A body builder takes off his shirt. A blonde says, “Wow, what a great chest you have!” He says, “100lbs of dynamite, babe!” He takes off his pants and the blonde says “What massive calves you have!” He replies, “That’s 100lbs of dynamite, babe!” He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming…
A blonde girl sets out to prove blonde aren’t dumb A blonde girl rents out a stadium and invites as many blondes as she can and sure enough 80,000 blondes fill the stadium and she films it all on live television. She invites a little 4 year old girl out in front of everyone and…
Cheaper Pub in the World Guy walks into a pub and asks the bar man for a pint; “That will be $0.05 please sir”. “Wow, in that case I will have a shot of whisky too” “Certainly, that will be $0.03 sir”. “Damnnn, OK and a packet of crisps”. “0.01 please sir, $0.08 all together”….
A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf….. An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are…
10 engineering professors board a plane Once they are inside and the plane is a about to take off, the air hostess comes out and tells everyone that the plane has been made by the students of those teachers. Immediately 9 of the professors get up and run away from the plane while one of…
A nun decides to dye her worn out clothes A nun decided that it was much cheaper to just dye the colour back into her worn out clothes instead of buying new clothes. Every year, the nun would go to a nearby dye shop to dye her clothes and hang them to dry. When she…
Twice a Day This guy goes to his doctor “You gotta help me. I can’t stop having sex.” “How often do you have it?” The doc asks “Well, twice a day with my wife.” The doc says “That’s no to bad.” The guy says “Yeah, but that’s not all, I also have sex with my…
Daddy’s nickname A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.” The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave…
So a woman had been in a coma for a few years. . . And everyday, when the nurse comes in to bathe her, she notices slight changes in her vital stats whenever she washes near her crotch. So the nurse fetches the woman’s husband and says, “I think a little oral sex is all…
Good Mother in Law A daughter was talking to her mom about married life, she told her mom that she wanted to divorce her husband because he liked anal sex. She told her mom that when she married her husband her asshole was the size of a dime and now it was the size of…