You know you’re in trouble when….
Your accountant’s letter of resignation is postmarked Panama.
Your suggestion box starts ticking.
Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.
You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.
You take an assertiveness training course and are afraid to tell your wife.
They pay your wages out of petty cash.
You see the captain of the ship running towards you wearing a life jacket.
Your pacemaker only has a thirty day guarantee.
A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.
The pest exterminator crawls under your house – and never comes back out.