Laugh & Giggles – Page 119

Shopping Jokes

I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, “Olympic.” Trying to get in to the spirit of things, I bought a pack and when I got home, I sprinted in singing the Olympic theme song and proudly showed them to my wife…

I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, “Olympic.” Trying to get in to the spirit of things, I bought a pack and when I got home, I sprinted in singing the Olympic theme song and proudly showed them to my wife… “Olympic condoms!?” she asked. “What makes them…

Pregnancy Jokes

3 pregnant ladies in a coffee shop

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3 pregnant ladies in a coffee shop So a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in a coffee shop talking about their pregnancies. The brunette says to the other 2 that I heard if you have sex on top, your more likely to have a boy The redhead say oh that must mean…

Car Jokes

I paid a homeless man $1 for this joke.

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I paid a homeless man $1 for this joke. Two men crash into each other at an intersection. First man steps out of his wrecked car screaming: “You son-of-a-bitch, you wrecked my Jag! I’m a lawyer, I’m going to sue you for everything you have!” Other man responds, “You Lawyers only care about money, you…

Sex Jokes

Highway Dildo

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Highway Dildo A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom. When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield The little girl asks: *Mommy, what was that?* The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: *It was just a bug…

Naked Jokes

An old Soviet joke..

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An old Soviet joke.. An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet–Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Nadezhda Krupskaya (Lenin’s wife) naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. One guest asks, “But this…

Naked Jokes

Damn You Autocorrect

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Damn You Autocorrect A year ago, drunk and lonely, I stumbled upon Reddit by mistake when I was looking for RedTube. A year later the difference is obvious; one is a site full of naked people with no self respect, moaning and saying or doing all sorts of degrading things just to get some attention….

Taxi Jokes

Three completely wasted friends get into a taxi…

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Three completely wasted friends get into a taxi… The driver realizes how drunk they are and decides to mess with them. He starts the engine, immediately turns it off, and says, “Alright guys, we’re here.” The first guy pays him. The second guy even says, “Thanks!” The third guy suddenly slaps the driver hard across…

Blonde Jokes

3 blondes are walking in the woods.

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3 blondes are walking in the woods. 3 blonde girls are walking in the woods when they stumble across a set of tracks, the first girl having went to a zoo last week claims that the tracks are deer tracks, the second blonde laughs, “Caitlyn you dumb bitch those are bear tracks!” The third blonde…

Bar Jokes

Female Scotties

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Female Scotties I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!” So I apologized and replied, “I am so sorry….

Doctor Jokes

“Silent farts that don’t stink…”

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“Silent farts that don’t stink…” An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. “Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don’t stink!” The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. “Doctor, I still have constant…