Three completely wasted friends get into a taxi…
The driver realizes how drunk they are and decides to mess with them.
He starts the engine, immediately turns it off, and says,
“Alright guys, we’re here.”
The first guy pays him.
The second guy even says, “Thanks!”
The third guy suddenly slaps the driver hard across the face.
“What the hell was that for?” the driver asks thinking that he figured it out!
“That ‘s for driving so fast…you almost killed us!”