I met this girl the other day and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. “Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed “Quick, use…
Elderly man stopped by police. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as…
Oops… An American businessman is in Thailand. He goes to a bar and meets a beautiful woman. She looks like a lady, walks like a lady, and kisses like a lady. After a few drinks the lady suggests they go back to her place, and the businessman readily agrees. They drive to her place, she…
So an old lady’s husband dies… The old lady depressed and wants to kill herself goes to the doctor and asks him “Where is the heart located?” The doctor tells her it is under the left breast. The old lady goes to the gun store and buys a gun, goes home and puts the gun…
A young blonde woman… is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband…
Three male co-workers are having drinks at a bar. After a few too many, their tongues get a little loose. The 1^(st) one says: “I’m having an affair with our boss’s wife. But that obviously stays between us.” The 2^(nd) one says: “I’m gay. But I don’t think my family will approve so make sure…
Please notify if repost. (first) A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, asking the man in charge to put a picture of a turkey saying “Happy Thanksgiving!” on one thigh and a picture of Santa saying “Merry Christmas!” on the other. The man looked confused by her odd request, so he asked her why. She…
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?” God says, “My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college…
two hardcore trump supporters die and ascend to heaven. God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”. God says, “my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral…
A thief entered a house one mid-afternoon to find… a couple in the middle of lovemaking. He tied up the woman and at gun-point asked the man to handover all their money and jewellery. The man started sobbing and said, “Brother, take anything you want. But please, untie the rope and let her go.” The…