What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68? At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to…
A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?” The wife asks, “How does he know you?” Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.” Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Jim?” Jim says to Wife, “Before…
A devout Muslim entered a cab in London He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western music, which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary… A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you,…
The wife of a wealthy business man calls their butler into her bedroom while her husband is away on a trip for work “Jeeves,” she says at once, “take off my dress.” “Yes madam!” He replies, unbuttoning the top of her dress and watching it fall to the floor. “Now, I want you to take…
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing… …whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and mystery he found…
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his…
A drunk man was at the checkout waiting to buy more beer when… ..a young women behind him began placing her items down. She had a bottle of wine, ice cream, scented candles, a magazine, and some tampons. She notices the drunk man watching her and decides to add condoms to her pile from off…
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The pharmacist then asks what she needs it for, to which she replies: “I want to use it to poison my husband. The pharmacist says “Ma’am, I can not give you arsenic for that reason.” The woman then pulls a photograph from her…
This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her…