Makes you think One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs…
white haired mum One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs…
Groom – Bride joke! A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it…
Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?” Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer: In…
Pancakes A housewife visits a doctor. She told him that she’s worried about her 5 year old son’s small penis. He said her problem is solved. “You just have to prepare every morning some pancakes for breakfast. It will help grow its size overtime”. The next day, she did gladly prepared the breakfast as per…
This blind guy walks into a lesbian bar… sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The lesbian bartender realizes he’s blind so she serves him. He sits there for a while and then announces that he has a blonde joke to tell. The bartender says,”Just so you know, you’re in lesbian bar and…
Ten Commandments God sends his angel to Earth to deliver his Commandments to the people. First the angel visited the Germans: “God has sent me to deliver his commandments”, says the angel. “Give us an example”, say the Germans “Thou shall not covet your neighbours land” “Begone!!!”, say the Germans Next the angel goes the…
Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did… Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus,…
Mirror, Mirror. A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening while getting undressed, she playfully says; “Mirror, Mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four”. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grows to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs…