3 Drunk Men Entered A Taxi Three drunk men entered a taxi. The taxi driver noticed that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again, without actually moving the car at all. Then, he said “We have reached your destination.”. The first guy handed him the money, while the second…
An older couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 60 years.?” “Yes,” he replies. “Sixty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds.” “Well,” the old woman snickers, “should we get naked again…
A man is getting married, and decides to get a tattoo to honor his bride to be He wants to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When he goes to get it done, he finds out that it has to be hard. As a result, his flaccid penis just says WY. On their…
My wife and I were walking along the beach the other day… “It’s interesting, isn’t it.” I said. “A woman can walk down the beach in her bra and panties and people would stare and go, ‘oh my, that’s a bit wrong, that!’ and yet, if she walked along the beach in a two piece…
It’s Mrs. Goat’s first pregnancy… and she is not having an easy time of it. After hours and hours of painful labor she’s finally taken into the delivery with Mr Goat close by her side. During a particularly strong contraction Mrs. Goat looks up at Mr. Goat with pure hatred in her eyes and yells…
An accountant, an artist and an engineer are having drinks The conversation turns to the most important person in their lives. The accountant says his wife is his rock, his stability, the foundation of their life together. The artist says his mistress is his muse and inspiration. He owes her his very soul. The engineer…
An UBER passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever…
Groom – Bride joke! A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it…
Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?” Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer: In…
Pancakes A housewife visits a doctor. She told him that she’s worried about her 5 year old son’s small penis. He said her problem is solved. “You just have to prepare every morning some pancakes for breakfast. It will help grow its size overtime”. The next day, she did gladly prepared the breakfast as per…