3 Drunk Men Entered A Taxi
Three drunk men entered a taxi. The taxi driver noticed that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again, without actually moving the car at all. Then, he said “We have reached your destination.”. The first guy handed him the money, while the second guy said “Thank you.”. The third guy though, the third guy slapped the taxi driver. The driver, worried that he had realised that he had tricked them, asked him “What was that for?”. But then the third guy replied “Control your damn speed next time, you nearly killed us!”.