A blonde woman was speeding… A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde. The officer asked to see the lady’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does…
Ok, so my neighbours officially hate me. Me and a few mates were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. So we all went running to see what was up, and our…
Day off A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening…
A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law. A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law. One day she arrived home to find her son-in-law in a fierce temper and packing a suitcase. What are you doing, she asked. I’m leaving, it’s the end of our marriage, he explained. I emailed my wife to say…
A man goes to an Urgent Care Clinic and . . . . . . is initially seen by the nurse. Man: I have a terrible problem. Nurse: What’s the problem? Man: It’s very embarrassing . I don’t feel comfortable talking about it. People will laugh. Nurse: I am a professional. I take all matters…
A 5 year old boy asked his dad… A 5 year old boy asked his dad – “Daddy.. what are those bumps on mommy’s chest?” The father, a bit uncomfortable at the question, decided his son was too young to learn about female anatomy. “Those are mommy’s balloons, son”, said the father. “And when she…
A black kid pulls the flour over his head. A black kid walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go to your Daddy and say…
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It’s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and…
My granddad had my sides busting with this one over Christmas! A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The…
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. “Hey, show us…