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During the cold war

During the cold war The USSR had an epidemic of unplanned pregnancies, so they unwillfuly asked the US for aid since they dudnt had the technology to produce good condoms. They didn’t wanted to look weak so they asked for 1 billion 11 inch condoms. The Americans got their request and didn’t wanted to look…

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Happy Birthday Henry

Happy Birthday Henry Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a hooker to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says “HI, I’m Susie, and I’m here to give you super sex.” Henry looks her over,…

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Dated a gold digger once.

Dated a gold digger once. I date this girl once, she was a solid 10. She was smoking hot, and crazy in bed. Things went south though, she claimed I lied about how much money I had. And I was like “my exact words where, that I has worth between 40 and 75 million dollars”….

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Don’t eat it!

Don’t eat it! A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the children what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “**Well, it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes**. ”The…

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A man kills a deer

A man kills a deer A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me…

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That’s actually rude..

That’s actually rude.. A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said: “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The…

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