My wife came home yesterday… and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.” I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, “You know I don’t mean this badly, but you’re not mechanically inclined. You…
Two old ladies are outside smoking a cigarette It starts raining and without hesitating one of the ladies pulls a condom out of her purse and covers the cig to keep it from getting wet. The other lady thinks this is genius and walks to the nearest pharmacy. She grabs a pack of extra large…
A 22yr old woman seduces a wealthy 85yr old man. She figures, how bad could it be? He’s worth millions and maybe I marry him. The first night, she’s naked in the bedroom, waiting for him to come out of the bathroom. The old man walks out with a huge erection, a box of condoms,…
Seamus has a broken leg and his buddy Paddy comes over to see him. Paddy asks, “How you doin’?” Seamus says, “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.” Paddy goes upstairs and sees Seamus’s gorgeous 19-year old twin daughters lying on the bed. He says,…
A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast. Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home. “You kicked in the door when you couldn’t get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your…
Breast Feeding A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast feed her baby on the bus. The baby refuses to eat and the mother warns, “If you don’t eat I’ll give it to the man next to me.” The baby refuses. After 20 mins the mother repeats the threat. The…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so… A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with…
A young blonde woman A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she……… A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and…
One of my favorite blonde jokes A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it…