A 22yr old woman seduces a wealthy 85yr old man.
She figures, how bad could it be? He’s worth millions and maybe I marry him. The first night, she’s naked in the bedroom, waiting for him to come out of the bathroom. The old man walks out with a huge erection, a box of condoms, ear plugs, and a clothes pin.
“What are those for!?!” She yelled.
The old man says,
“There are two things I can’t stand…the sound of a screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber.”