A mother is breastfeeding her baby on a plane The captain comes on and says “we’re ready for takeoff.” The mother wraps her child and herself up. The plane takes off and the mother opens up and begins to breastfeed her child again. Her seatmate turns to her and says “You must have a hungry…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy…
A woman is pregnant with twins. A woman is pregnant with twins. During her last month of pregnancy, she falls into a coma. When she wakes up, the doctor tells her that she had a girl and a boy, and that her brother claimed them until she came to. Immediately, she panics at the thought…
An Irish bride is interviewed by police after a fight broke out at her wedding reception. *“Well officer, it’s customary for the bride to dance with the best man before the bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. I was dancing with the best man Paddy when all of a sudden me husband Seamus came…
3 drunk guys got into a taxi… …The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and after a few seconds, simply turned it off again. Taxi driver: We have reached your destination! The first guy gave him some money and the second guy thanked him as they clambered out of…
Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light …in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. “Hey, show us your chest, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, “I don’t think they know who we are. Show them…
A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver. The boy keeps saying,” If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I’d be a chick. If my mom was…
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked at it. Not knowing what it was, he said, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.” He…
The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, André, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention So, one day he asks André about his secret. André replies: “Well, before sex I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me…
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said one, “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and…