Taxi ride

Taxi ride A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up onto the sidewalk, and stopped inches away from a woman with a baby stroller. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver…

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War

War A Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.” “Well,” answered the Priest, “That’s not a sin.” “But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed.”…

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The genie of the lamp

The genie of the lamp Two neighbours, one is rich and the other is poor. The poor have a magic lamp : Every morning,he wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : “Ask what you want” ,and the poor asks for a cup of tea. The rich neighbour,envious of the magic lamp,said…

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