Two blondes are sitting at a bar… Two blondes are sitting at a bar, obviously celebrating something. They wave over the bartender, and tell him to pour two more shots. Once poured, the two blondes clink their glasses together and say “42! YEAH!! 42!”. “Bartender, another round!” Same thing happens on this shot. They clink…
A businessman leaves for a meeting With him gone, his wife picks up her manstress and brings him to her home. They engage in a wild night of sex. After they’re done, her lover lights up a cigar and says “That had to be the best sex I’ve ever had in my life.” All of…
A blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy next to the blind man leans over and whispers “Dude, be carefull. The barkeeper is blonde and an ex-soldier. The bouncer is also blonde and the reigning box…
A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town. “It’s very state of the art and designed to make shopping a natural and relaxing experience. It has an automatic water mister to keep all the fruit fresh. Just before it switches on, you hear the sound…
A Farmer and the Interviewer Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce? Farmer: Which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. ​ Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one?…
The night before the wedding The bride-to-be and her bridesmaids were giggling over tequila and strawberry daiquiris at the bachelorette party. The maid of honor started a game of truth or dare. “If your boyfriend were a soda, what would he be?” she slurred at the other bridesmaid. “7-Up, because he’s got seven inches and…
The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your…
A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn…
Once there were four business men. They were sitting on a bench in a hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies. A nurse comes over and says to the first businessman, “Congratulations! Your wife had a baby.” The man says, “What a coincidence! I’m the president of And1!” The nurse goes away. Then…
Four men are in a hospital because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.” The man says, “That’s crazy, because I work for the Minnesota Twins.” The nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” The man…