My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
She said to me this morning “Wait there, I’ll try it on and tell me what you think”?
She came in,I looked at her and said “Wow, that’s a fabulous costume, you will easily win a prize with that, it’s the most realistic killer whale costume I’ve ever seen”
She replied “I’m going as a nun, you bastard”