The Madam’s house

The Madam’s house A madam set up her business in a three-floor house. She wanted to have a specific theme for each floor, so she hired ex-secretaries on the first floor because of their efficiency, ex-models on the second floor for their beauty, and ex-school teachers on the third floor for their intelligence. To her…

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A teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY She turns to the class and says, “Today we’ll be looking at the word ‘definitely’. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement.”

A teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY She turns to the class and says, “Today we’ll be looking at the word ‘definitely’. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement.” Little Suzy raises her hand and…

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The dirty professor

The dirty professor The old professor started each lecture with a dirty joke. After a real objectionable example of that one day, the female students got together and decided that next time, when this happens again, they will all walk out in unison. The professor got wind of this plot. Next morning, after he entered…

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A cabbie picks up a Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun The cab driver stares at her. The nun asks him why he is staring and he says, “I’ve always had a fantasy to kiss a nun.” She says, “I’ll kiss you if you are single and Catholic.” He replies, “I’m both!” The nun says, “Pull into an alley” The…

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