A man tells his friend that he has a dog in a suitcase who can play the piano.
The friend says “ok let’s see it”. The man opens the suitcase and sure enough a small dog with a small piano comes out and plays the piano with great skill. As he plays a crowd gathers around to watch. After some time a female dog comes out from the crowd, picks him up by the scruff and carries him off. The friend asks “what’s going on is that part of his routine?” The man says “No that’s his mother, she wants him to be a doctor.”
(Translated from Hindi and relayed by my father in law)