A businessman leaves for a meeting
With him gone, his wife picks up her manstress and brings him to her home. They engage in a wild night of sex. After they’re done, her lover lights up a cigar and says “That had to be the best sex I’ve ever had in my life.”
All of the sudden, they see a pair of headlights rolling down the driveway. The wife says, “Oh, crap! That’s my husband! Quick, you have to hide!”
The lover hides beneath the bed. After a while, the husband comes into the room and says “Can you believe that my flight got canceled? Say… where did that cigar come from?”
The guy hiding under the bed says “Cuba!”