Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we…
Before graduating to full priests, the candidates had to undergo The cardinal test. To make sure that they would stick to the oath of celibacy, the graduating would be priests were all taken to a room and made to stand in a straight line and covered their eyes. The bishop tied a little Bell on…
A warning to be careful about drunk driving.. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many pints before progressing on to Tequila. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the car park…
A man is taking a taxi to the airport … when he realized he left his passport at home and must go back to get it. He reaches through the partition and gently taps the driver on his shoulder to get his attention. The driver screams and losses control of the cab, jumping a curb,…
A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to… A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in…
First day on the job A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver…
A priest is taking a cab home from church A priest is taking a cab home from church after a long day of services. It’s night and it’s raining heavily. Suddenly the taxi hits a pothole. The driver mutters under his breath “Fuck!” Seconds later, they hit another pothole and the driver says “Shit!” The…
A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit “Father, father!” he says to the farmer, “This subreddit is amazing! It’s full of so many good jokes, I wish I could be just as funny as all the redditors I’ve seen.” The farmer laughs at his son and tells him, “Son, if you really…
Following the advice of his doctor, Mr. Johnson moved to Florida. When he arrived in his new Florida home, Mr. Johnson met his next door neighbour. His new neighbor was a man around his age, but he had a full head of hair and appeared to be very strong. “Hello,” Mr. Johnson said to his…
A couple of counterfeiters made a mistake one time and ended up with a batch of $15 bills One of them says “We gotta get rid of these things. We’ll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They’re so dumb they won’t know a thing.” So off they go. Soon they arrive at…