Irish hooker An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of…
Small Head A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?” He replies, “I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their…
A husband and wife are shopping in their local grocery store. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies. “Put them back, we can’t afford them”, demands the wife. They…
A young man on his first date. A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid…
Hooker in a cab… A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they…
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. “Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why…
An UBER passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever…
An accountant, an artist and an engineer are having drinks The conversation turns to the most important person in their lives. The accountant says his wife is his rock, his stability, the foundation of their life together. The artist says his mistress is his muse and inspiration. He owes her his very soul. The engineer…
It’s Mrs. Goat’s first pregnancy… and she is not having an easy time of it. After hours and hours of painful labor she’s finally taken into the delivery with Mr Goat close by her side. During a particularly strong contraction Mrs. Goat looks up at Mr. Goat with pure hatred in her eyes and yells…
My wife and I were walking along the beach the other day… “It’s interesting, isn’t it.” I said. “A woman can walk down the beach in her bra and panties and people would stare and go, ‘oh my, that’s a bit wrong, that!’ and yet, if she walked along the beach in a two piece…