Laugh & Giggles – Page 40

Son Jokes

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did…

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did… Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus,…

Neighbour Jokes

Ten Commandments

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Ten Commandments God sends his angel to Earth to deliver his Commandments to the people. First the angel visited the Germans: “God has sent me to deliver his commandments”, says the angel. “Give us an example”, say the Germans “Thou shall not covet your neighbours land” “Begone!!!”, say the Germans Next the angel goes the…

Blonde Jokes

This blind guy walks into a lesbian bar…

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This blind guy walks into a lesbian bar… sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The lesbian bartender realizes he’s blind so she serves him. He sits there for a while and then announces that he has a blonde joke to tell. The bartender says,”Just so you know, you’re in lesbian bar and…

Housewife Jokes

Pancakes

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Pancakes A housewife visits a doctor. She told him that she’s worried about her 5 year old son’s small penis. He said her problem is solved. “You just have to prepare every morning some pancakes for breakfast. It will help grow its size overtime”. The next day, she did gladly prepared the breakfast as per…

Cow Jokes

Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”

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Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?” Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer: In…

Maid Jokes

Groom – Bride joke!

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Groom – Bride joke! A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it…

Mummy Jokes

white haired mum

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white haired mum One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs…

Mummy Jokes

Makes you think

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Makes you think One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs…

Mummy Jokes

Sex…..

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Sex….. Daddy is digging in the flower bed when little seven-yr-old Alice comes running out of the house, shouting, “Daddy, what’s sex?” He slowly drops his spade, straightens up and draws a deep breath. “Well, darling, it’s like this… ” he says, and starts rather reluctantly, giving a long and careful explanation of the ins…

Mummy Jokes

7 Wives

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7 Wives 5 years old son, After watching a story of an Emperor on TV: “Mum, I also want 7 wives, one will cook for me, one will read for me, one will go for walk with me, one will sing for me,one can bath me….” Mum smiled and said: “Then night time I don’t…