A man is getting married, and decides to get a tattoo to honor his bride to be He wants to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When he goes to get it done, he finds out that it has to be hard. As a result, his flaccid penis just says WY. On their…
An older couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 60 years.?” “Yes,” he replies. “Sixty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds.” “Well,” the old woman snickers, “should we get naked again…
3 Drunk Men Entered A Taxi Three drunk men entered a taxi. The taxi driver noticed that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again, without actually moving the car at all. Then, he said “We have reached your destination.”. The first guy handed him the money, while the second…
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up onto the sidewalk, and stopped inches away from a lady with a baby stroller. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Hey,…
A passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do…
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his…
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, “Look, mate, don’t ever…
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey,expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.” ” Canada…
Mirror, Mirror. A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening while getting undressed, she playfully says; “Mirror, Mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four”. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grows to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs…