My wife was dying… I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess..” “Shhh.” I said, “There’s nothing to confess, everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in peace… I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father.” “I know.” I whispered, “That’s…
A wife asks her husband, a software engineer… “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”…
A Worker’s Prayer Our boss, who art a heathen, Broken be thy name. Thy receiver come, thy ruin be done, From Perth as far as Devon. Give us till then our daily wage And forgive us our strikes As we forgive those who blackleg against us. For thine is the Greek island, The Rolls and…
Two men are playing a round of golf when they get stuck behind two women. Eventually one of the men walks over to ask if they can play through. He scuttles back and says, “When I got closer, I realized it was my wife and mistress; You go and ask them instead.” The other one…
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby… Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh, no. Not my brother, he is an idiot! What…
Catholic girl goes into confessional Catholic girl goes into the confessional & says to the priest, “I think I am pregnant.” He asks, “How did this happen my child?” “I think it must be the second coming,” she replies. The priest shocked by this statement asks, “What makes you think it is the second coming?”…
God was creating all the countries and it was Canada’s turn He turned to his angels and said “this country will have unmatched beauty, plenty of natural resources, and its citizens will be the happiest and friendliest in the world” The angels ask God, “aren’t you blessing this country a little TOO much?” and God…
A blonde’s office computer had technical issues IT support came over to the desk and said he needed password to access her account. “It’s ‘MickeyMinnieBatmanSupergirlWonderwomanLondon’” she replied. “A bit unusual for a password, how did you come up with it?” the support dude asked. She went “Because computer said the password has to be at…
A Computer Science student at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a new bike. His buddy said “sweet bike, where’d ya get it?” “You’ll never believe this,” he said, “I was walking across campus and this beautiful blonde on a bike stopped, threw down her bike, tore off all her clothes and…
A household in the US bought a robot to do their work.. *This is the age of AI and robotics. * A man has bought an advanced robot which can do their household work. The man kept asking the robot to do tasks every now and then, to which the robot finally replied: “I am…