A man and his wife are running out of money. Now out of options, the wife decides to take up prostitution to get some money. The husband takes her to the corner of the street, and later comes back that night, picking up his wife. He turns to her and asks “how much did you…
A baby camel asks his father, “Dad, why do we have a hump on our back?” The dad replies, “So that we can store water in those.” He then asks, “Why do we have hooves then?” The dad replies, “To prevent our feet from sinking in the sand.” After thinking this over, he then asks,…
I rode to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle… I bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave I thought for a moment. If I fall off the bicycle, the bottle might break. To avoid that, I drank all of the rum before I…
A son ask his dad to explain the difference between reality and fiction. Dad: It’s complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$? Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money. Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have sex with the neighbor’s…
A man goes into a jewelry store on his lunch hour to buy his mistress a necklace…. A man goes into a jewelry store on his lunch hour to buy his mistress a necklace. After looking at a few, he decides on a very expensive diamond pendant. “Is this for your wife?” the clerk asks…
Recently a man had to go to the hospital… …to have his wedding ring cut off of his dick after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse: 1) Having your mistress find out…
I am so sorry reddit . . . I AM HERE TO SAY GOODBYE, I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! MY WIFE SAYS I AM IN THIS SUBREDDIT EVERY 20 SECONDS, AND SHE CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE! WE ARGUED AND SHE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HER OR THE SUBREDDIT. SO I AM GOING TO…
Here is joke about Canada don’t take it seriously Credits to u/commonschemeforyou ***God was creating all the countries and it was Canada’s turn*** He turned to his angels and said “this country will have unmatched beauty, plenty of natural resources, and its citizens will be the happiest and friendliest in the world” The angels ask…
A translated Norwegian joke Two guys meets in the middle of nowhere, trying to find their wives. They decide to help each other out, by describing their wives. The first man goes on: “My wife is tall, well fit, blonde, got big firm breasts, thight bouncy ass, a massive lust for sex and a face…
A lawyer, an environmentalist and a teacher were going the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands and uses the entire roll of tissue paper to wipe his hands. “I was taught to be thorough.”, he said. The environmentalist washes his hands and uses his own kerchief to wipe his hands. “I was taught…