A man goes into a jewelry store on his lunch hour to buy his mistress a necklace….

A man goes into a jewelry store on his lunch hour to buy his mistress a necklace….

A man goes into a jewelry store on his lunch hour to buy his mistress a necklace. After looking at a few, he decides on a very expensive diamond pendant.

“Is this for your wife?” the clerk asks as she wraps it in the finest paper. The man turns to see his wife entering the store, out on her daily errands, and replies to the clerk, “It is now.”