Four doctors are talking. “The British doctor says, medicine is so advanced in Britain that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for a job.” The German doctor replies: “That’s nothing. In Germany, we took part of a brain, put it in another man,…
At breakfast, a husband says to his wife, “I want us to try doggy tonight” Surprisingly to the husband the wife agrees. So that night, both quite excited, the husband cooks his wife a lovely dinner. After enjoying the meal they head upstairs and get into bed. The husband leans over to his wife, kisses…
A professor told dirty jokes in class the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning of…
(translated from a Chinese joke) Johnny was a dumb kid who was known for having trouble learning. He jumped to conclusions very often and he failed to understand very basic concepts. One time he was learning the Roman Numerals, one I for one, two I for two, three I for three. Johnny managed to grasp…
A wake for my mother-in-law Two rural gentlemen were chatting. One says, “Say, I noticed a lot of cars at your house on Saturday night. Were you having a party or something?” “No,” responds the second man. “Tragically last week one of my mules kicked my mother in law in the head, and she died…
4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: “Congratulations you’re having twins.” The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the Minnesota twins.” The nurse tells the second man: “Congratulations you’re having triplets.” The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence,…
Mercedes for Sale @ $1 Someone put up this advertisement. No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car. The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 kms, for $1. She handed him the papers and the Car keys. Deal done. As the old man…
A restaurant has a challenge: “We will give $500 to any customer whose order we can not fill” One day, a man sees this sign and decides to take them up on it. So when gets seated, he tells the waitress that he wants an elephant testicle on rye bread. She dutifully takes his order…
“This term,” said the English teacher, “we will be studying ‘The Canterbury Tales’ ” “But,” she added, “to anticipate a question I get every year — this will not include *The Nun’s Priest’s Tale*” “Why not?” asked one of the pupils. The teacher’s features shaped themselves into an expression of sour disapproval. “Because,” she answered,…
Teacher asks her class “What expands ten times it’s size when excited?” Teacher asks her class “What expands ten times it’s size when excited?” Little Suzie jumps up from her chair and shouts “That’s dirty miss. I’m going to tell my father.” At this the teacher looks at little Suzie and says, the answer is…