A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed,” she replied. ‘Well, let’s have a look. Strip…
Strange lady A waiter noticed a woman stuffing bits of food down her shirt. He thought it was rather strange, but he figured that since it’s her food she could do what she wanted with it. But after a while the waiter noticed that the woman’s behavior was making some of the other patrons uncomfortable….
A wealthy art dealer is having a drink by his pool when his lawyer calls him… “I’ve got some good news and some bad news”, the lawyer tells him. “Well, I could use some good news, so let’s start with that”, says the dealer. “Your wife has spent ten thousand dollars to purchase two pictures….
A guy walks into a pharmacy store and goes up to the counter and asks the lady at the register where he can find the tampons at. “Aisle 7” she replies. He returns ten minutes later with some string, a roll of scotch tape, and a bag of cotton balls. The lady at the register…
Once, a rural guy who cuts wood goes into the city to buy a chainsaw. He walks into a shop and says: “Hey, I’m looking for a machine that cuts wood.” The salesman says: “Perfect. This chainsaw can cut about 30 logs a day.” A few weeks later, the guy comes back angry: “This thing…
Johnny was in class when his teacher asks Johnny was in class when his teacher asks: -Johnny, there are five birds on a tree. You shoot one, how many are left. -None, miss. The others will fly away! -The right answer is four, but i like the way you think. Johnny goes quiet, and then…
I want to know if this brazillian joke makes sense in other cultures A woman went out and did not return home. On the next day she told her husband that she had slept at her friend’s house. Not believing her, the husband called 10 of her best friends and none of them knew what…
A man and his wife and his mother in law went on vacation to the Holy Land… While they were there, the mother in law passed away. The undertaker told them you can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00. The man thought about…
A woman is milking a cow when an angry bull busts loose and goes charging across the field straight for her. A farmhand sees what is happening and starts yelling and waving his arms to warn her. The bull is charging, the farmhand is screaming his head off, but the woman just keeps milking the…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. While they were still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke one evening to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted that they both try to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her….